bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
The power of my boobs compel you
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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