and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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