So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
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