8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
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