i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I believe in your delicious
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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