Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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