i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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