Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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