"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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