I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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