This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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