There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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