Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Actions speak louder than pants.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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