Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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