Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Dick very happy bro
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
I love you.
Bad choice
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