I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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