lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
please don't ironically join a cult
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