Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
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