I CAN MOONWALK!
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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