Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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