...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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