Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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