It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
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