Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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