Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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