im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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