i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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