I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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