Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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