It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
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