would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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