Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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