This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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