**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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