am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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