I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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