how can u be prego again
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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