He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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