Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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