i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.
It was probably Jesus.
I feel like he would have left a message.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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