Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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