There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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