Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
