Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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