I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
His nipple licking is glorious
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