Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
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