That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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