Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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