k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
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