Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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