Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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