nutella sex= disaster
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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