it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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