we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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